this is my dairy for the day, i say as i eat a big bowl of ice cream.
If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t.
Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof.
This concludes me attempting to be helpful.
man how yall gonna contour a nail
so that’s why you liked this post..
Let’s all help college students get knowledge they deserve for free:)
Just griping for a minute….every time I update Don’t Stand So, I get two or three negative reviews from people telling me how offended they are by the story. Did you not read the warning on the story? Cuz, there is a great big honkin’ warning.
Just trying to get it….
I’m going to read something I will probably be offended by and then tell you that, indeed, I am offended.
I LOVE THE STORY!!! Followers, Go check it out!
Your fic is amazing. Beautifully written and with a sincere dedication to the darker sides of the Doctor and Clara. Their intimacy in this fic is so artfully rendered, and I’ve enjoyed every moment of it. Those who don’t like it don’t have to read it. It’s their fault for putting themselves in the situation where they’re going to get offended. You’ve been very clear since the beginning that your fic was going to manifest some darker elements, and those who are offended just didn’t respect your disclaimers. It’s their fault, not yours. Don’t the bastards grind you down. You’re lovely, and you’re a valuable proponent of the whouffaldi family.
um no. a valuable proponent of the whouffaldi family does not write dubious consent fics about their pairing. that is not adding value to the fandom. its shitting on the characters. its no ones fault for reading a fic that triggered them, even if there are warnings. people are complaining because the fic is not and should not be an example of a clara/twelve pairing. ever. so fuck that. you get negative reviews maybe cause its awful in many different ways.
five sets of two hands, fingers spread wide
my best friend lying next to me squeaks out
“never have I ever masturbated”
a chortle and a shrug between the boys as they flick down their obligatory fingers
and I can’t help but feel a twinge in my stomach as my pinky follows suit
the silence in the room is thick and grey and suddenly sliced by
have you ever experienced fun?
I pull away a hair caught in my scarlet lipstick
in my reflection I see my table mate from english class
behind me she blinks twice and scoffs
“who are you trying to impress?”
the bathroom door is closed behind her before I can ask
the last time she did something to impress herself.
before a trip to the mall
one of my friends spends two hours
perfecting her bronzer
and choosing the perfect pair of shoes
the other rubs in dry shampoo
and is out the door in less than five minutes
they are two of the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen.
my father calls me beautiful through a mouthful of popcorn
as I pour a glass of milk to accompany my now third piece of leftover birthday cake
he plants a kiss on my cheek and I grin as I wipe it away.
she asks me what to do to start loving herself
and I send her away to my full length mirror
and demand to only speak to her
when she’s found something to adore
the way I did with my knobby knees
and tiger-striped hips
and big square teeth
fifteen minutes go by
and she finally points to the freckles on her nose
splits into a grin
the one that makes everyone weak in the knees
and I watch the lightbulb go off above her head
as she realizes
it’s never been her job to hate her body
i tell my sister she looks cute today
and the look on her boyfriend’s face
when she blurts out “damn right I do!”
I used to worry that I’d never find someone who loved me at all
and now my biggest fear
is finding someone who can adore me as much as I’ve come to.
This is disgusting and these girls should be ashamed of themselves.
I mean really, who goes and does both Marvel and DC in the same photoshoot anyway? Terrible.
there shall be no mixing of the comics universes; it is an abomination
the bible says Stan and Lee not Stan Lee and DC.
Reblogging for the bible comment
i know i’m not the only one that thinks they are
Ssshhhhh we’re doing that thing where we avoid the obvious
NO. BUT THE THIGHT MUSCLES ON FEMALE HULK COULD CRUSH MY SKULL,OKAY.
that all happened in under 2 minutes
this is honestly a spiritual experience
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )